Tenacious D - Beelzeboss (The Final Showdown) (Clean)

Song Rating: 8.30/10

Song lyrics:

Beelzeboss:
I am complete!

Tenacious D (Both):
Fudge!

Beelzeboss:
Yes, you are stuck
So out of luck!
Now Im complete and my jock you will pluck!
This world will be mine
And youre first in line!
You brought me the pick and now you shall both die!

Tenacious D:
(JB) Wait, wait, wait, you mothertrucker!
We challenge you to a rock-off
Give us one chance to rock your socks off

Beelzeboss:
Dang! Drat!
Fudge, the demon code prevents me
From declining a rock off challenge!
What are your terms?
Whats the catch?

Tenacious D:
(JB) If we win
You must take your sorry butt back to hades
And also you will have to pay our rent

Beelzeboss:
And what if I win?

Tenacious D:
(JB) Then you can take Kage back to hell
(KG) What!?
(JB) Trust me Kage, its the only way!
(KG) What are you talking about?
(JB) To be your little boy

Beelzeboss:
Fine!
Let the rock off begin, ha ha ha!
Im the devil
I love metal!
Check this riff
Its hot and tasty!
Im the devil I can do what I want
Whatever Ive got Im gonna flaunt!
Theres never been a rock off that Ive ever lost!
I cant wait to take Kage back to hell
Im gonna fill him with my hot demon gel!
Ill make him squeal like my scarlet pimpernel!

Tenacious D:


(JB) No! Cmon Kage, bring the thunder!
(KG) Theres just no way that we can win, that was a masterpiece
(JB) Listen to me-
(KG) He rocks too hard because hes not a mortal man
(JB) Galldurnit Kage!
He gonna make you his best slave
Youre gonna gargle mayonnaise
(KG) No
(JB) Unless we bust a ma**ive monster mama-jam
(KG) Dude, its been a long, long, trip
(JB) Deactivated lasers with my trick
(Both) Now its time to blow this mother down!
(JB) Cmon Kage now its time to blow doors down
(KG) I hear you Jables now its time to blow doors down
(JB) Light up the stage cause its time for a showdown
(KG) Well bend you over then well take you to brown town
(Both) Now weve got to blow this mother down
(KG) Hes gonna take me if we do not blow doors down!
(JB) Cmon Kage cause its time to blow doors down!
(KG) Ooooooh...
Well pile-drive ya!
Its time for the smackdown!
(JB) Hey Antichrist-er, Beelzeboss
We know your weakness, our rocket sauce!
We rock the casbah and blow your mind
We will defeat you for all mankind
You hold the scepter
We hold the key
You are the devil
We are the D
We are the D, we are the D, we are the D, we are the D
We are the D, we are the D, we are the D, we are the D
We are the D, we are the D, we are the D, we are the D
We are the D, we are the D, we are the D, we are the D
We are the D!

Beelzeboss:
You guys are freakin lame!
Come on Kage, youre comin with me!
Taste my lightning, truckers!

Tenacious D:
(JB) No!

Beelzeboss:
Ow, shucks!
You broke my horn!
Oh no!

Tenacious D:
(JB) From whence you came you shall remain
Until you are complete again!

Beelzeboss:
No!
Curse you Kage and curse you Jables!
Ill get you Tenacious D!

Date of text publication: 18.01.2021 at 20:50