Song Rating: 8.22/10

Song lyrics:

Snow White versus Elsa! Let the rap battle begin!

Its not lame that my aim heres to tell you the truth
Ill hit it out of the park like my name is Babe Ruth
Got a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame
The fact that you cant claim the same is really a shame
Im the original princess, youre a copy of a copy
I am porcelain and perfect and your floppy hair is sloppy
Im fragile but agile, rarely cross
I am sweet, you can tweet, Im a treat, like a boss

Who the hell are you to step to me?
An aimless airhead with a vitamin D deficiency
You got no sk**s cause youre focused on your looks
And lets get to what was up with you and those seven schnooks (Hi, ho!)
Ive heard you sing Γ’β‚¬β€œ its a high-pitched chirp
Youre dopey

Youre grumpy

Youre a bashful twerp
That squeaky, meek demeanor is an awful choice

I can drown you out right now with my powerful voice

Um, you should know, thats not singing, youre just yelling
At least now I cant heard the mean lies youre telling
You couldve grieved with your sister from the start
But no, youre the one whos really got a frozen heart
You were selfish and deluded when it comes down to it
Had the chance to do better, but like a p**n star, you blew it
As for your powers, theyre hardly legit
You built a whole castle with nowhere to sit
Does it really count as magic if when you let it go
The only thing that moves is ice and snow?
I talk to animals and it always impresses
Youre just a blonde snow-blower in sparkly dresses

Thats right, manipulating snow, Im the best at that game
Which means youre under my control cause thats your stupid name
And who eats an apple a stranger gives ya? (Duh)
And who needs a man to save and kiss ya?
Im savvy, strong, single, and so independent
Youre the weakest role model while I am transcendent
Youre a forgotten bygone, yes, time is the cruelest
Im the newest, the boldest, and literally the coolest
So step aside and hide, go find a cottage to clean
Youre one ditzy princess, Im a motherf**ing queen

Date of text publication: 16.01.2021 at 04:59