PRINCESS RAP BATTLE: SNOW WHITE VS. ELSA - PRINCESS RAP BATTLE: SNOW WHITE VS. ELSA

Song Rating: 8.22/10

Song lyrics:

[ANNOUNCER]
Snow White versus Elsa! Let the rap battle begin!

[SNOW WHITE]
Its not lame that my aim heres to tell you the truth
Ill hit it out of the park like my name is Babe Ruth
Got a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame
The fact that you cant claim the same is really a shame
Im the original princess, youre a copy of a copy
I am porcelain and perfect and your floppy hair is sloppy
Im fragile but agile, rarely cross
I am sweet, you can tweet, Im a treat, like a boss

[ELSA]
Who the hell are you to step to me?
An aimless airhead with a vitamin D deficiency
You got no sk**s cause youre focused on your looks
And lets get to what was up with you and those seven schnooks (Hi, ho!)
Ive heard you sing Γ’β‚¬β€œ its a high-pitched chirp
Youre dopey

[SNOW]
Youre grumpy

[ELSA]
Youre a bashful twerp
That squeaky, meek demeanor is an awful choice


I can drown you out right now with my powerful voice

[SNOW WHITE]
Um, you should know, thats not singing, youre just yelling
At least now I cant heard the mean lies youre telling
You couldve grieved with your sister from the start
But no, youre the one whos really got a frozen heart
You were selfish and deluded when it comes down to it
Had the chance to do better, but like a p**n star, you blew it
As for your powers, theyre hardly legit
You built a whole castle with nowhere to sit
Does it really count as magic if when you let it go
The only thing that moves is ice and snow?
I talk to animals and it always impresses
Youre just a blonde snow-blower in sparkly dresses

[ELSA]
Thats right, manipulating snow, Im the best at that game
Which means youre under my control cause thats your stupid name
And who eats an apple a stranger gives ya? (Duh)
And who needs a man to save and kiss ya?
Im savvy, strong, single, and so independent
Youre the weakest role model while I am transcendent
Youre a forgotten bygone, yes, time is the cruelest
Im the newest, the boldest, and literally the coolest
So step aside and hide, go find a cottage to clean
Youre one ditzy princess, Im a motherf**ing queen

Date of text publication: 16.01.2021 at 04:59