James Lapine - Four Jews in a Room b**hing

Song Rating: 9.17/10

Song lyrics:

FOUR MEN
Four Jews in a room b**hing;
Four Jews in a room plot a crime

Im b**hing. Hes b**hing
Theyre b**hing. Were b**hing
b**h b**h b**h b**h
Funny funny funny funny
b**h b**h b**h b**h b**h b**h
All the time

MENDEL
Whadda they do for love?

MARVIN, WHIZZER, JASON
Oooo

MENDEL
Whadda they do for love?

MARVIN, WHIZZER, JASON
Oooo

FOUR MEN
Four Jews in a room

MENDEL
b**hing

JASON
b**hing

MARVIN
b**hing

WHIZZER
b**hing

FOUR MEN
Four Jews in a room stoop

MENDEL
They stoop?

FOUR MEN
To pray

JASON
Im Jewish

MARVIN
Im Jewish

MENDEL
Im Jewish

WHIZZER
Half Jewish

FOUR MEN
b**h b**h b**h b**h
Funny funny funny funny
b**h b**h b**h b**h b**h b**h
Night and day

TRINA
Slavery, slavery

FOUR MEN
We crossed the desert
Running for our lives
Fleeing from the Pharaoh
Who was up to no good

Now were at the Red Sea
Pharaoh is behind us
Wanting us extinct

JASON
What we needs a miracle

FOUR MEN
And then the Red Sea
Split before us
No more tsouris

MENDEL
We got our miracle

JASON
We got our miracle

MARVIN
We got our miracle

FOUR MEN
Four Jews itching for answers
Four Jews b**hing their whole life long

WHIZZER
Im Whizzer

JASON
Im Jason

MENDEL
Im Mendel

MARVIN
Im Marvin

FOUR MEN
b**h b**h b**h b**h
Funny funny funny funny


b**h b**h b**h b**h b**h b**h
Right or wrong

JASON
In case of smoke please call our mothers on the phone
And say their sons are all on fire

MARVIN AND WHIZZER
We are manipulating people and we need to know
Our worst sides arent ignored

MENDEL
The guilt invested will in time pay wisely

WHIZZER AND JASON
We do not tippy toe

WHIZZER
We charge ahead to show

MENDEL
Were good in bed

WHIZZER
Excel in bed

MARVIN
We smell in bed

JASON
Where is the bed?

MENDEL
I love the bed

JASON
Who has the bed?

WHIZZER
I want the bed!

JASON
Who stole the bed?

MARVIN
Who stole the bed?

WHIZZER
I lost it twice

MENDEL
The bed is mine

JASON
The bed is nice

FOUR MEN
The bed is
Four Jews in a room b**hing
Four Jews talking like Jew-ish men
Im neurotic, hes neurotic
Theyre neurotic, were neurotic
b**h b**h b**h b**h
Funny funny funny funny

MARVIN
Im nauseous

WHIZZER
Im nauseous

JASON
Im simple

MENDEL
Im Jewish

TRINA
Slavery, slavery

FOUR MEN
b**h b**h b**h b**h
Funny funny funny funny

MARVIN, JASON WHIZZER MENDEL
Im Jewish Im neurotic b**h b**h
Hes Jewish Hes neurotic b**h b**h
Theyre Jewish theyre neurotic Funny funny
Were Jewish Were neurotic Funny funny
b**h b**h Four Jews Im Jewish
b**h b**h In a room b**hing Hes Jewish
Funny funny b**h b**h Theyre Jewish
Funny funny b**h b**h Were Jewish

FOUR MEN
Four Jews in a room b**hing

MARVIN
In a room b**hing

FOUR MEN
b**h b**h
b**h b**h b**h b**h
Now and then
Cant lose
Loose screws
Four
One, two, three, four

TRINA
Five

FOUR MEN
Five Jews

Date of text publication: 16.01.2021 at 19:42